my name is johnathan wolcott and i was born in new: Archive

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you people can’t fool me again

Aug 26, 201051 notes

now i'm in the limelight cause i rhyme tight, time to get paid blow up like the world trade. born sinner the opposite of a winner remember when i used to eat sardines for dinner.

thank you for the poem

Aug 23, 201069 notes

hi john! did you ever think that hip hop would take it this far?

who

Aug 22, 201039 notes

when are you going to die

why would you ask such a thing

Aug 19, 201050 notes

You are the coolest grandfather I've ever seen. What is it like watching the world change?

horrible

i remember when there used to be a man that would come around and you could get your scissors sharpened at home

what happened to that