Mr. Woolcott, I love that your tumblr exists. It's one of the best websites I've seen in a while.
You've brought about a renewed sense of wonder in me. I hope that you are real, and that I never have to find out that you weren't. My parents told me that Santa Claus was imaginary right from the start. Finding out that you're not real will, for me, be as big of a let-down as finding out Santa isn't real is for some kids.
Keep it real, grandpa.
when i was young we didnt have santa claus because of the depression
You've been asking how to Google a lot.
Go to http://www.google.com/ by opening a new window of your browser. (Browsers are Firefox, Internet Explorer, Safari, Google Chrome) Just type in the http://www.google.com/ in the bar on top. Click Enter. In the box under the Google logo, type in what you want to search. (Ex: grey kittens) Then, you just hit Google Search. If you want to search images you can hit images in the top left corner of the Google page. Same with videos, maps, news, etc.
I hope this was legitimate and I'm not just writing this down for the entertainment of some twelve years olds pretending to be a grandpa.
But really, I hope this helps!
on the left side of your keyboard, you will find a button entitled "caps lock." this button allows you to type in all capital letters if you so choose. you must have accidentally bumped against this button while typing. merely pushing it again will correct your problem :)